http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-30687171
Quote:"Fairy control" has had to be brought in at a woods in Somerset to curb the "profusion of elfin construction".
Hundreds of fairy doors have been attached to the bases of trees in Wayford Woods, Crewkerne.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.