RE: Lets ad lib the bible
March 5, 2015 at 12:33 pm
(This post was last modified: March 5, 2015 at 12:41 pm by Jenny A.)
But because the man ate of the bacon and scrambled eggs, god smote the bacon tree and caused it to whither and die. And then god said because you have eaten of the tree of bacon and scrambled eggs, the fruit of which I forbid unto you, you shall go forth and raise swine by the sweat of your brow. And because the woman tempted you with eggs, she shall raise chickens by the sweat of her brow, and they shall peck at her fingers, and she shall curse their feathery little heads.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.