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Lets talk about your pants
November 1, 2017 at 12:03 pm
No guys, not panties much as you might like. But girls, if you'd like to talk about your panties who am I to stop you.
OK, how do you put on and take off your pants? Does it depend on the type of pants or the fit?
On for me: Standing up, one leg in then the other and finish with pulling the top over my butt/junk.
Off for me: Standing up, loosen the top, step on the bottom material of the pant leg with the opposite foot and pull leg out, repeat.
Next, what type of pants do you usually wear (not shorts)?
For me work was always black dockers, non work is blue jeans/dungarees.
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 1, 2017 at 12:06 pm
I usually wear jeans.
I put on the jeans one leg at a time.
I take off the jeans by loosening the top, lowering the jeans below my bubble butt, then bending over to raise my left leg to pull the jeans off, holding onto to the jeans leg, then lowering my left leg to raise my right leg to finish the job.
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 1, 2017 at 12:08 pm
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2017 at 12:09 pm by Minimalist.)
I've heard that even the pope puts his dress on one leg at a time.
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 1, 2017 at 12:31 pm
Put on: one leg at a time, preferably, while sitting down, then finish up the top part.
Take off: The reverse of the above, mainly... remove the top part, sit down, remove one leg at a time.
Types of pants? lately, only cargo pants, but slim fit ones... I'm not fond of the baggy look, but I do find the side pockets immensely useful.... for keeping my phone on one side, and my wallet on the other, instead of the pockets up above where the legs bend.
Some stupid manufacturers don't seem to thinks of pockets as useful things, so they place them over the knee... others try to be fashiony and decide to make diagonal pockets... from where things can only fall.... and some combine both!
I do wonder why they don't make jeans with these side pockets. I'd buy them.... as it is, I never wear jeans.
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 1, 2017 at 12:44 pm
I wear comfy pants.
Because of my knee injury, I sit to put my pants on and even that's been difficult.
To take off... I'm usually in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, so while they are around my knees, I just kick them off all the way 
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 1, 2017 at 12:54 pm
(November 1, 2017 at 12:44 pm)Joods Wrote: I wear comfy pants.
Because of my knee injury, I sit to put my pants on and even that's been difficult.
To take off... I'm usually in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, so while they are around my knees, I just kick them off all the way
Thanks for that visual.
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 1, 2017 at 1:20 pm
I do the on/off pretty much like you, Mark. I wear work pants like Dickies now that I don't have a job. I'm thinking about cargo style, but as Poca mentioned, I'll have to look into the pocket placement. I wear cargo shorts like from Carhartt when it's warm, and I miss being able to put my phone somewhere other than my shirt pocket.
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 1, 2017 at 1:20 pm
jeans
cuff the legs too
sometimes single sometimes a double
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 1, 2017 at 2:19 pm
Pssssh, pants.
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
November 1, 2017 at 2:30 pm
Since I was stricken with gall bladder trouble, except for dr appts, I'm wearing a bathrobe every day.
It comes out tomorrow. Can't come soon enough.
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