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Enlighten Yourselves

Poll: Have you ever read the Bible?
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Enlighten Yourselves
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves
March 8, 2015 at 4:09 am (This post was last modified: March 8, 2015 at 4:10 am by Norman Humann.)
I only read the children's bible, you know. The one without all the bits that could make you an atheist.

But I was catholic and they were like sure, read the bible. But only the verses we show you and we'll be standing over your shoulder to make sure you're not peeking. Slimy bastards.
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Enlighten Yourselves - by warrior02 - March 8, 2015 at 3:38 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 8, 2015 at 3:46 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by warrior02 - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 8, 2015 at 4:01 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Tonus - March 18, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 18, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 3:55 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delysid - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Neo-Scholastic - March 18, 2015 at 11:29 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 18, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 18, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 19, 2015 at 12:48 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 4:02 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by JackRussell - March 8, 2015 at 4:05 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Norman Humann - March 8, 2015 at 4:09 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Void - March 8, 2015 at 4:28 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Vox Populi - March 8, 2015 at 4:30 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 8, 2015 at 4:35 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Vox Populi - March 8, 2015 at 4:46 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jacob(smooth) - March 9, 2015 at 2:56 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 9, 2015 at 12:01 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abaris - March 8, 2015 at 7:33 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 8, 2015 at 9:32 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 8, 2015 at 11:03 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 8, 2015 at 12:20 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Mr Greene - March 9, 2015 at 9:11 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 9, 2015 at 11:48 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 11, 2015 at 10:49 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 19, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Norman Humann - March 19, 2015 at 2:05 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 22, 2015 at 3:13 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Norman Humann - March 21, 2015 at 3:06 pm
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