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Enlighten Yourselves

Poll: Have you ever read the Bible?
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Never
1.61%
 1 1.61%
Bits and Pieces
27.42%
 17 27.42%
Most of it
24.19%
 15 24.19%
I have read the full bible
46.77%
 29 46.77%
Total 62 vote(s) 100%
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Enlighten Yourselves
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves
March 8, 2015 at 12:18 pm
Read it and still read parts of it for a laugh.

Honestly I got more out of the Iliad and the Oddysey than the bible. At least they were entertaining. But the bible is mostly dull dull dull. It's just not very good.

So OP, turns out many here have read the bible. Now what?

Got any evidence your god is any more real than aphrodite? And aphrodite was beautiful with a nice set of knockers, so your god already had two strikes against him.
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Enlighten Yourselves - by warrior02 - March 8, 2015 at 3:38 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 8, 2015 at 3:46 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by warrior02 - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 8, 2015 at 4:01 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Tonus - March 18, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 18, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 3:55 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delysid - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Neo-Scholastic - March 18, 2015 at 11:29 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 18, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 18, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 19, 2015 at 12:48 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 4:02 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by JackRussell - March 8, 2015 at 4:05 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Norman Humann - March 8, 2015 at 4:09 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Void - March 8, 2015 at 4:28 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Vox Populi - March 8, 2015 at 4:30 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 8, 2015 at 4:35 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Vox Populi - March 8, 2015 at 4:46 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jacob(smooth) - March 9, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 8, 2015 at 5:57 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Lucanus - March 8, 2015 at 6:22 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 9, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 9, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Mudhammam - March 8, 2015 at 6:26 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abaris - March 8, 2015 at 7:33 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by IATIA - March 8, 2015 at 8:08 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Alex K - March 8, 2015 at 9:28 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 8, 2015 at 9:32 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Silver - March 8, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 10:54 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 8, 2015 at 11:03 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by JesusHChrist - March 8, 2015 at 12:18 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 11, 2015 at 10:49 pm
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