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Enlighten Yourselves

Poll: Have you ever read the Bible?
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1.61%
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Bits and Pieces
27.42%
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Most of it
24.19%
 15 24.19%
I have read the full bible
46.77%
 29 46.77%
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Enlighten Yourselves
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves
March 11, 2015 at 10:55 pm
(March 11, 2015 at 10:49 pm)Esquilax Wrote: And look, he hasn't come back: "read your bible!" and then out. Like we've never heard such stunningly insightful advice before. Rolleyes

"But if you just read the bible with an open heart, you'll believe."

"If you just call out to Jesus he will answer, I guarantee you!"

How many variations have we all heard over the years?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Enlighten Yourselves - by warrior02 - March 8, 2015 at 3:38 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 8, 2015 at 3:46 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by warrior02 - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 8, 2015 at 4:01 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Tonus - March 18, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 18, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 3:55 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delysid - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Neo-Scholastic - March 18, 2015 at 11:29 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 18, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 18, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 19, 2015 at 12:48 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 4:02 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by JackRussell - March 8, 2015 at 4:05 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Norman Humann - March 8, 2015 at 4:09 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Void - March 8, 2015 at 4:28 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Vox Populi - March 8, 2015 at 4:30 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 8, 2015 at 4:35 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Vox Populi - March 8, 2015 at 4:46 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jacob(smooth) - March 9, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 8, 2015 at 5:57 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Lucanus - March 8, 2015 at 6:22 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 9, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 9, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Mudhammam - March 8, 2015 at 6:26 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by jesus_wept - March 8, 2015 at 6:30 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 8, 2015 at 7:25 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abaris - March 8, 2015 at 7:33 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by IATIA - March 8, 2015 at 8:08 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Alex K - March 8, 2015 at 9:28 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 8, 2015 at 9:32 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Silver - March 8, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 10:54 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 8, 2015 at 11:03 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by AFTT47 - March 8, 2015 at 10:57 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Faith No More - March 8, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 8, 2015 at 11:38 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 8, 2015 at 11:50 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by wiploc - March 8, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by JesusHChrist - March 8, 2015 at 12:18 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 8, 2015 at 12:20 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cato - March 8, 2015 at 12:22 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Mr Greene - March 9, 2015 at 9:11 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 9, 2015 at 11:10 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Mister Agenda - March 9, 2015 at 11:15 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 9, 2015 at 11:48 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by SteelCurtain - March 9, 2015 at 11:55 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 9, 2015 at 12:22 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Napoléon - March 9, 2015 at 12:12 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Spooky - March 11, 2015 at 9:10 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by The Valkyrie - March 11, 2015 at 9:24 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 11, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by The Valkyrie - March 11, 2015 at 10:55 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by SteelCurtain - March 11, 2015 at 11:02 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cinjin - March 11, 2015 at 11:13 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by bennyboy - March 12, 2015 at 1:13 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Pizza - March 12, 2015 at 1:53 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by JesusHChrist - March 12, 2015 at 1:54 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Aoi Magi - March 12, 2015 at 2:05 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Pizza - March 17, 2015 at 4:09 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abentwookie - March 17, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by DeistPaladin - March 17, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abentwookie - March 17, 2015 at 8:43 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 17, 2015 at 3:50 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by DeistPaladin - March 17, 2015 at 4:31 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jenny A - March 17, 2015 at 10:56 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jackalope - March 18, 2015 at 8:23 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 17, 2015 at 2:13 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by WastedLife - March 17, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Pizza - March 17, 2015 at 6:23 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 17, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 17, 2015 at 8:57 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jenny A - March 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Thackerie - March 18, 2015 at 11:41 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 18, 2015 at 12:55 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 17, 2015 at 9:21 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Minimalist - March 17, 2015 at 9:34 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 18, 2015 at 11:46 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 18, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by KevinM1 - March 18, 2015 at 12:06 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 18, 2015 at 12:48 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 18, 2015 at 1:16 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Thackerie - March 19, 2015 at 8:37 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 18, 2015 at 1:44 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 18, 2015 at 1:51 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Whateverist - March 18, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Whateverist - March 18, 2015 at 8:38 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 18, 2015 at 11:03 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 18, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cato - March 18, 2015 at 11:28 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 19, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 18, 2015 at 11:13 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 18, 2015 at 11:19 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 18, 2015 at 11:59 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 19, 2015 at 12:04 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Whateverist - March 18, 2015 at 11:36 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 19, 2015 at 4:15 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 19, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Norman Humann - March 19, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 19, 2015 at 3:22 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 19, 2015 at 5:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 19, 2015 at 5:04 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by IATIA - March 19, 2015 at 6:49 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 20, 2015 at 7:26 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 20, 2015 at 7:43 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 21, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 21, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 21, 2015 at 2:55 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by IATIA - March 20, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 20, 2015 at 10:59 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by FatAndFaithless - March 19, 2015 at 7:55 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jenny A - March 19, 2015 at 9:33 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 19, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abaris - March 19, 2015 at 7:36 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 19, 2015 at 5:19 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Tonus - March 19, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 20, 2015 at 4:23 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by KevinM1 - March 20, 2015 at 10:03 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Lemonvariable72 - March 20, 2015 at 10:30 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 20, 2015 at 10:52 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 21, 2015 at 3:13 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by IATIA - March 21, 2015 at 3:22 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 21, 2015 at 2:53 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 21, 2015 at 2:57 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 21, 2015 at 3:02 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 21, 2015 at 7:20 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abaris - March 21, 2015 at 7:53 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 22, 2015 at 3:14 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 22, 2015 at 6:11 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 23, 2015 at 12:44 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 22, 2015 at 3:13 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Norman Humann - March 21, 2015 at 3:06 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 21, 2015 at 3:07 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 21, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Bob Kelso - March 23, 2015 at 1:58 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 23, 2015 at 6:24 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Thackerie - March 23, 2015 at 10:31 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 23, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Thackerie - March 23, 2015 at 1:04 pm
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 30, 2015 at 1:23 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cephus - March 26, 2015 at 8:11 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by DeistPaladin - March 27, 2015 at 12:30 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cephus - March 27, 2015 at 1:54 am
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 27, 2015 at 4:44 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Brometheus - March 30, 2015 at 3:04 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Losty - March 30, 2015 at 6:09 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by The Valkyrie - March 30, 2015 at 9:57 pm

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