I hate it when they come out with all these talking gadgets. The lift in the flats tells me all the floors I'm passing, my alarm clock keeps wishing me a good morning, and the bedside lamp whispers in my ear to go out and kill prostitutes. It's so fucken annoying.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
