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Enlighten Yourselves

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Enlighten Yourselves
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RE: Enlighten Yourselves
March 18, 2015 at 11:28 pm
(March 18, 2015 at 11:08 pm)daver49 Wrote: Well, as you well know, a lot can happen after three days. I can only describe it as a resurrection experience!

My woman would be totally dissatisfied with your turnaround time. 3 days? I get resurrected after a beer, some caffeine, a liter of water, and a finger up the ass. This takes all of 30 seconds.
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Enlighten Yourselves - by warrior02 - March 8, 2015 at 3:38 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 8, 2015 at 3:46 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by warrior02 - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 8, 2015 at 4:01 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Tonus - March 18, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 18, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 3:55 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delysid - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Neo-Scholastic - March 18, 2015 at 11:29 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 18, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 18, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 19, 2015 at 12:48 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 8, 2015 at 3:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 4:02 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by JackRussell - March 8, 2015 at 4:05 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Norman Humann - March 8, 2015 at 4:09 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Void - March 8, 2015 at 4:28 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Vox Populi - March 8, 2015 at 4:30 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 8, 2015 at 4:35 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Vox Populi - March 8, 2015 at 4:46 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jacob(smooth) - March 9, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 8, 2015 at 5:57 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Lucanus - March 8, 2015 at 6:22 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 9, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 9, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Mudhammam - March 8, 2015 at 6:26 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by jesus_wept - March 8, 2015 at 6:30 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Fidel_Castronaut - March 8, 2015 at 7:25 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abaris - March 8, 2015 at 7:33 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by IATIA - March 8, 2015 at 8:08 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Alex K - March 8, 2015 at 9:28 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 8, 2015 at 9:32 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Silver - March 8, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 8, 2015 at 10:54 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 8, 2015 at 11:03 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by AFTT47 - March 8, 2015 at 10:57 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Faith No More - March 8, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 8, 2015 at 11:38 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 8, 2015 at 11:50 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by wiploc - March 8, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by JesusHChrist - March 8, 2015 at 12:18 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 8, 2015 at 12:20 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cato - March 8, 2015 at 12:22 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Mr Greene - March 9, 2015 at 9:11 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 9, 2015 at 11:10 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Mister Agenda - March 9, 2015 at 11:15 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 9, 2015 at 11:48 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by SteelCurtain - March 9, 2015 at 11:55 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 9, 2015 at 12:22 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Napoléon - March 9, 2015 at 12:12 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Spooky - March 11, 2015 at 9:10 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by The Valkyrie - March 11, 2015 at 9:24 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Esquilax - March 11, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by The Valkyrie - March 11, 2015 at 10:55 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by SteelCurtain - March 11, 2015 at 11:02 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cinjin - March 11, 2015 at 11:13 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by bennyboy - March 12, 2015 at 1:13 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Pizza - March 12, 2015 at 1:53 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by JesusHChrist - March 12, 2015 at 1:54 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Aoi Magi - March 12, 2015 at 2:05 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abentwookie - March 16, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Pizza - March 17, 2015 at 4:09 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abentwookie - March 17, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by DeistPaladin - March 17, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abentwookie - March 17, 2015 at 8:43 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by WastedLife - March 17, 2015 at 12:59 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jackalope - March 17, 2015 at 1:04 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 17, 2015 at 3:50 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by DeistPaladin - March 17, 2015 at 4:31 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jenny A - March 17, 2015 at 10:56 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Whateverist - March 17, 2015 at 11:01 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jackalope - March 18, 2015 at 8:23 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 17, 2015 at 2:13 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Nope - March 17, 2015 at 2:18 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by WastedLife - March 17, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Pizza - March 17, 2015 at 6:23 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 17, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 17, 2015 at 8:57 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jenny A - March 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Thackerie - March 18, 2015 at 11:41 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 18, 2015 at 12:55 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Chad32 - March 17, 2015 at 9:21 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Minimalist - March 17, 2015 at 9:34 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 18, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by FatAndFaithless - March 18, 2015 at 11:47 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 18, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by KevinM1 - March 18, 2015 at 12:06 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 18, 2015 at 12:48 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 18, 2015 at 1:16 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Thackerie - March 19, 2015 at 8:37 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 18, 2015 at 1:44 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 18, 2015 at 1:51 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Whateverist - March 18, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Whateverist - March 18, 2015 at 8:38 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 18, 2015 at 11:03 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 18, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cato - March 18, 2015 at 11:28 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 19, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 18, 2015 at 11:13 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 18, 2015 at 11:19 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 18, 2015 at 11:59 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 19, 2015 at 12:04 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Whateverist - March 18, 2015 at 11:36 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 19, 2015 at 4:15 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Angrboda - March 19, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 19, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Norman Humann - March 19, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 19, 2015 at 3:22 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 19, 2015 at 5:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by rexbeccarox - March 19, 2015 at 5:04 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by IATIA - March 19, 2015 at 6:49 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 20, 2015 at 7:26 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 20, 2015 at 7:43 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 21, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 21, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 21, 2015 at 2:55 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 21, 2015 at 2:58 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 7:45 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Surgenator - March 20, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by DeistPaladin - March 20, 2015 at 8:55 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by IATIA - March 20, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Ravenshire - March 20, 2015 at 10:59 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by FatAndFaithless - March 19, 2015 at 7:55 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Jenny A - March 19, 2015 at 9:33 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Lemonvariable72 - March 20, 2015 at 12:29 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 19, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abaris - March 19, 2015 at 7:36 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 19, 2015 at 5:19 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Tonus - March 19, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 20, 2015 at 4:23 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Thumpalumpacus - March 20, 2015 at 4:30 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by KevinM1 - March 20, 2015 at 10:03 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by DeistPaladin - March 20, 2015 at 10:43 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Lemonvariable72 - March 20, 2015 at 10:30 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 20, 2015 at 10:52 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 21, 2015 at 3:13 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by IATIA - March 21, 2015 at 3:22 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 21, 2015 at 2:53 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 21, 2015 at 2:57 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 21, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 21, 2015 at 3:57 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 21, 2015 at 7:20 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abaris - March 21, 2015 at 7:53 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 22, 2015 at 3:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 21, 2015 at 8:01 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 22, 2015 at 3:14 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 22, 2015 at 6:11 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 23, 2015 at 12:44 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 23, 2015 at 5:28 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 22, 2015 at 3:13 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Norman Humann - March 21, 2015 at 3:06 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 21, 2015 at 3:07 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 21, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Bob Kelso - March 23, 2015 at 1:58 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 23, 2015 at 6:24 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by abaris - March 23, 2015 at 6:45 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Thackerie - March 23, 2015 at 10:31 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by daver49 - March 23, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Thackerie - March 23, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 23, 2015 at 6:43 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 30, 2015 at 1:23 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 30, 2015 at 5:58 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Delicate - March 31, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by pocaracas - March 31, 2015 at 10:17 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cephus - March 26, 2015 at 8:11 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by DeistPaladin - March 27, 2015 at 12:30 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cephus - March 27, 2015 at 1:54 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by downbeatplumb - March 27, 2015 at 4:34 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by robvalue - March 27, 2015 at 3:52 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Cyberman - March 27, 2015 at 4:44 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Brometheus - March 30, 2015 at 3:04 am
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by Losty - March 30, 2015 at 6:09 pm
RE: Enlighten Yourselves - by The Valkyrie - March 30, 2015 at 9:57 pm

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