Banned for having the real devil as your avatar (according to Hugo Chavez, anyway).
Quote: "The devil came here yesterday," Chavez said, referring to Bush. "I can still smell the SULFUR!"
Quote: "The devil came here yesterday," Chavez said, referring to Bush. "I can still smell the SULFUR!"
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...