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Enlighten Yourselves

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RE: Enlighten Yourselves

March 27, 2015 at 4:44 am

"Look, just shut the fuck up, ok? Just - just shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

"Well, we're all of us shut up in our own way, aren't we? As the Lord said to the apostle Philip..."

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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