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Borowitz, Sadly Again Way Too Close To The Truth
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Borowitz, Sadly Again Way Too Close To The Truth
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...NDcwOTc5S0


Quote:Poll: Americans Starting to Worry About Climate Change Now That It Affects Their Lawns



Quote:According to the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, rising sea levels, the destruction of habitats, and catastrophic weather conditions, such as hurricanes and tsunamis, have not served as the wake-up call to Americans that their lawns’ unsightly barrenness has.

In interviews across the state of California, residents expressed anger and outrage that climate change had been allowed to worsen to the point that it has now severely limited their choice of ground cover, shrubs, and other decorative plantings.

Maybe they will tell republicunt shitheads like Imhofe?
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Borowitz, Sadly Again Way Too Close To The Truth - by Minimalist - April 5, 2015 at 5:15 pm

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