RE: New Groundfloor business opportunity!
April 6, 2015 at 9:41 pm
(This post was last modified: April 6, 2015 at 9:45 pm by IATIA.)
From the review.
Or how about ...
Robert Goldwasser Wrote:Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.
When one says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.
"What does that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said that I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?"
"You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year!"
Or how about ...
MattMerk "Matthew" Wrote:Are you a Rabbi in need of a baby torso to practice the baby penis sucking ritual of metzitzah b'peh? Well this torso is not for you. It does not simulate the blood that comes with slicing off parts of a baby boy's genitals. However, if you just want to practice putting a baby sized plastic penis in your mouth, this would probably work. And you don't need to worry about giving a baby herpes!
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-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
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-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
