Eternal the originator of time - proof.

[Iroscato]

So I'm gonna type this rubbing my temple in a futile attempt at soothing the pulsating vein there. I'm also going to spell it out very clearly and concisely, as this is about the trillionth time I've seen this turd of a statement in a different dress.
Who. Made. The. Creator?
If it exists, it must have come from somewhere. That which has intelligence must also have origin. And please, please don't say he exists outside of time and space, because that absolutely does not address the problem in any way. He must have had a beginning, or a time when he was at a lesser form than that which he is now. Is he perhaps a being from another universe, who has learned the art of making universes? That could go...some small distance towards making the argument even the tiniest bit feasible, astounding logical leaps needed aside.
Where did this hypothetical creator come from? C'mon, let's hash this out, on this day, on this forum, once and for all.