Obama and the simulated resurrection

[Iroscato]

There really is nothing to worry about. It's right there in that silly book you like. God will finally crack his knuckles and input his Cosmic Konami Code, and Satan will eventually be defeated. Done and dusted.

Or maybe the entire thing is bollocks, made up by very bored people a few thousand years ago, and nobody bothered to critically analyse its content until it gained this much momentum. You ever consider that option? Has the thought even entered your head?