You should listen to this song while reading my response.
I agree with everything so far, even the shit that doesn't make sense. Because as they told us in the Army "If you think you understand the problem, you haven't paid enough attention". We're all just brainwashed minions and the ones who show any sign of sentience are duly thrown to the front lines. I was only saved by my natural ability to feign being a complete boob. We not safe and I'm running out of tin foil.
The tips of your shoelaces are called "aglets" and their true purpose is sinister.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
