(September 13, 2010 at 9:35 pm)theVOID Wrote: So morality is McVities' arbitrary and subject opinion? Seems like horn 1 to me.Afraid so, as it was revealed to us in the partially transcribed Jaffable, in the Book of Jaffasis 3, verses 1-6:
Jaffasis 3 Wrote:1. Now the bushbaby was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord McVities had made. He said to the man, "Did McVities really say, 'You must not eat of the produce of the factory in the town'?"
2. The man said to the bushbaby, "We may eat of the produce from the factory in the town, but McVities did say, 'You must not eat of the produce of the Mr Kipling factory in the outskirts of the town, and you must not work there, or you will die.'"
3. "You will not surely die," the bushbaby said to the man. "For McVities knows that when you eat of the produce of Mr Kipling, your eyes will be opened, and you will be like McVities, knowing good and bad confectionary."
4. When the man saw that the produce of the Mr Kipling factory was good for food, and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining weight, he took some and ate it.
5. He also gave some to the woman, who was with him on the off chance that he'd notice she'd had her hair done up really nice, and she ate it.
6. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized that other confectionary existed in the world, and that such confectionary tasted horrible in comparison to that of McVities.
Believe it or die.
On a further note, I really must complete the transcription
Source: http://churchofthesmashingorangeybit.com/jaffable/
