(May 13, 2015 at 5:38 pm)LostLocke Wrote: P1 In the past 20 years the murder rate has gone up in Chicago.
P2 In the past 20 the internet speeds have gone up in Chicago.
C Therefore, raising internet speeds causes murder.
Or, more intriguingly, that murders cause Internet speeds to rise. Correlation is symmetric.

(May 13, 2015 at 7:54 pm)ignoramus Wrote: We've proven using this tried method that Stimbo is Jesus, so ...
... one shouldn't rely on avatars for recognition of the Christ. I was completely fooled, but will now pay proper respects.
