RE: Proof of God
May 16, 2015 at 3:48 pm
(This post was last modified: May 16, 2015 at 4:02 pm by Nope.)
(May 15, 2015 at 10:26 am)Hatshepsut Wrote:(May 13, 2015 at 5:38 pm)LostLocke Wrote: P1 In the past 20 years the murder rate has gone up in Chicago.
P2 In the past 20 the internet speeds have gone up in Chicago.
C Therefore, raising internet speeds causes murder.
Or, more intriguingly, that murders cause Internet speeds to rise. Correlation is symmetric.
Damn it. My internet is slow so I guess I have to get the axe out and kill a few more people.
Harris, you arent related to that guy who wrote a book about kissing dating goodbye are you? I think his last name was Harris