Quote:Why all the anal probes? Is it for science or just the lulz?standby: googling. No, we have never needed to perform any such primitive form of brain surgery.
Quote:From where do you hail?We were in the area actually, but originally we are from the other side, (of your singularity), travelled through 3 folds, or worms to get here. it's beyond your visible universe. Nothing too exciting.
Quote:Are you legal?Yes we are. Ship registration and insurance paid up, all employees are union members.
Quote:Why do your ships so often resemble weather balloons?
That isn't us, you have never seen our "ships".
Why the penchant for visiting humans who have roughly the same number of IQ points as teeth?
standby: googling. I am at a loss to answer. We have never made physical contact with any human.
Do you get residuals from all your old 'Twilight Zone' appearences?
standby: googling ... We just scanned through every episode. Why do humans have a preoccupation with the mysterious and the unknown?
I apologise for having made contact so early in your evolution.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
