RE: Ask an Italian
May 18, 2015 at 1:51 am
(This post was last modified: May 18, 2015 at 1:54 am by Lucanus.)
(May 17, 2015 at 2:18 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:(May 17, 2015 at 9:01 am)Lucanus Wrote: Grandma's special sauce. Trust me, it's delicious.
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What is the recipe?
It's-a a secret you-a don't wanna know-a
(May 17, 2015 at 4:18 pm)c172 Wrote: New York or deep dish?
Napoli
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
