Every time you flush a toilet, you fill the air with aerosol droplets of tainted water droplets. Flushing with the lid down only concentrates the spray.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'