Ask a Feminist! (my turn)

[Brakeman]

How do you deal with sudden bouts of penis envy?

It isn't that difficult to get a penis when I want one. My husband is a pretty easy guy to get in bed. 

That's not slut shaming is it??
You don't think he's a cheap whore just because he's an easy lay do you?

{serious note - what do you feel about the slurs of a patriarchal origin such as "slut," "cheap whore," and "skank" that even "liberated" women continue to use?}