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Borowitz - Waco
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RE: Borowitz - Waco
(May 20, 2015 at 3:43 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:
(May 20, 2015 at 3:33 pm)abaris Wrote: Waco should really be renamed to Wacko.

Attracting loony toons since the 70ies.

I pronounce it that way.  And that is how it should be pronounced, because of all the wackos there.  On the other hand, when I say "Wacko Texas," people might be thinking I mean the whole state, which is understandable.

It's way-koh.

The complicated thing about Texas is that our criminals are conservatives, our politicians are conservatives, our stupid people are conservatives, and our smart people are conservatives. This idiocy is fucking everywhere!!! * I don't have any problem with people being conservative but I hate how that's seen as the only acceptable belief. And I hate how people will glare at you if you wear clothes that aren't acceptable for church on Sunday afternoon. I do it every week, to piss them off.

*Not absolutely everywhere, though. A repellent does exist. My girlfriend and I have discovered that holding hands can empty a room of up to 10 people in under five minutes. Kissing seems to be an even more effective repellent, but more detailed trials are needed before we can safely announce the results.
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Borowitz - Waco - by Minimalist - May 20, 2015 at 3:20 pm
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by Cato - May 20, 2015 at 3:22 pm
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by Minimalist - May 20, 2015 at 3:23 pm
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by popeyespappy - May 20, 2015 at 3:27 pm
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by abaris - May 20, 2015 at 3:33 pm
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by Pyrrho - May 20, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by JeffofGallifrey - May 25, 2015 at 6:14 am
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by Pyrrho - May 25, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by Pyrrho - May 20, 2015 at 5:52 pm
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by Minimalist - May 20, 2015 at 6:36 pm
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by JeffofGallifrey - May 25, 2015 at 1:01 pm
RE: Borowitz - Waco - by Thumpalumpacus - May 25, 2015 at 5:45 pm

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