(May 25, 2015 at 11:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm actually disappointed we haven't had the empty tomb schtick. It's one of my favourites.
Happy to oblige.
Not only to we have THE empty tomb. We have at least two to choose from because the Lord obviously wanted to be sensitive to both True Christians and the followers of Mary-anity.
The Mary worshipers have their traditionally overdone holy theme park at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher. The Protestants found what more fits the bill for a modest carpenter that also happened to be God's gift to the world. The Garden Tomb was discovered by one General Gordon who used the Bible as his guide, which worked about as well as you might expect. And then there's James Cameron and his discovery...
Jesus is everywhere and nowhere too. Praise!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
