Atheists in Foxholes

[Thumpalumpacus]

if I were in a foxhole I would pray to both satan and god, to maximize my chances

Or ya know, try to actually get out of the foxhole

In the exceptionally unlikely event that I was in a foxhole with unfriendlies trying to cause me discomfort, I'd be checking cell reception.

If I had bars, I'd make a call to M&M Enterprises to ensure that my payments had cleared and that the appropriate authorities were properly commanding the forces opposing.  In this case, 'properly commanding' means telling the baddies to go somewhere else.

I have lots more faith in cash than in prayer.

You'd best hope you paid more than the Germans!