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Describe...
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RE: Describe...
"Hey, guys. It's me, Yoda. Yeah, I'm pretty good in bed. I wouldn't say the best ever, but I do enjoy myself, and it seems she does, too. We love each other; that's all that matters. Anyways, let's go get Vader!"

"I'm very aroused by that giant hairy female." -Chewbacca
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Describe... - by thesummerqueen - May 28, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: Describe... - by Alex K - May 28, 2015 at 1:10 pm
RE: Describe... - by vorlon13 - May 28, 2015 at 1:11 pm
RE: Describe... - by Chas - May 28, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: Describe... - by vorlon13 - May 28, 2015 at 1:14 pm
RE: Describe... - by VeggieDog - May 28, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: Describe... - by Alex K - May 28, 2015 at 1:25 pm
RE: Describe... - by rexbeccarox - May 28, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Describe... - by Faith No More - May 28, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Describe... - by Thumpalumpacus - May 28, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Describe... - by Longhorn - May 28, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Describe... - by Minimalist - May 28, 2015 at 1:41 pm
RE: Describe... - by TheRealJoeFish - May 28, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: Describe... - by Iroscato - May 28, 2015 at 1:58 pm
RE: Describe... - by Jackalope - May 28, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: Describe... - by Pyrrho - May 28, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Describe... - by Napoléon - May 28, 2015 at 3:04 pm
RE: Describe... - by Thumpalumpacus - May 28, 2015 at 3:24 pm
RE: Describe... - by Kitty Galore - May 28, 2015 at 2:50 pm
RE: Describe... - by Jackalope - May 28, 2015 at 2:52 pm
RE: Describe... - by thesummerqueen - May 28, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: Describe... - by Alex K - May 28, 2015 at 5:26 pm
RE: Describe... - by Jackalope - May 28, 2015 at 5:37 pm
RE: Describe... - by Exian - May 28, 2015 at 5:47 pm
RE: Describe... - by Fidel_Castronaut - May 28, 2015 at 6:34 pm
RE: Describe... - by Jackalope - May 28, 2015 at 6:47 pm

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