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Describe your body type and the ideal body you would like.
#1
Describe your body type and the ideal body you would like.
Self explanatory, really.

I personally have the body of a playboy model.


And a Jewish accountant.

And a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses.

And a Chinese grocer.

Three Mormons.

A school teacher.

Four philosophy students.

And 15 random people I met in various locations.

My ideal body woukd be a serving US president...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#2
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I knew you were going there with it, but just in case you weren't I was willing to steal it right from under you.

Yes, I mean that sexy male body you last sliced up. I do enjoy me a little necro here and there, after all.
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~ Erin Hunter
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#3
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You'll never take me alive!


No wait! ....
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#4
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(April 30, 2018 at 9:05 pm)ignoramus Wrote: You'll never take me alive!


No wait! ....

That's what I always say to the hostages.

"They'll never take you alive!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#5
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The way this thread is going, I'm not sure if this is for realsies, but I'll assume so.

I've always respected an athletic body, whether an actual athlete or not. So, I might, in my ideal world, look like one or a combination of Kasey Keller, Randy Johnson, and Marius Urzica (shown below in that order).


"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#6
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I'd settle for one where all the joints worked.
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#7
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(April 30, 2018 at 9:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'd settle for one where all the joints worked.

I hear you there. My left knee has been troubling me lately.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#8
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I used to be flat and sexual chocolate.

Now I have a bit of a dad bod.

I'd like to get to about 75% of where I was.

My thirties have been rough.
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#9
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Medium slender like when I was in my 20s- 5'-9" and 175 pounds. Not a lot of hunky muscles, but I could pick up 300+ pounds of engine (with really no handles anywhere) from the ground unassisted and put it in the bed of a truck. I ran at the Level 1 fitness level by the aerobics book, and could crank my ten-speed bike up to 40 mph for about a 50 yard stretch at a time, and could ride all day without tiring that much. Put on a bunch of weight after retiring. Now, my feet, hands and back hurt all the time. Of course, the alternative is worse.
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#10
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I'm gomna go with "round" and 'less round", respectively.
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