You didn't set shit up. The parallels you drew we're as transparent as a Micheal Bay flick. And, by the way, you didn't draw jack as a parallel; you'd need just a few more degrees of separation than straight from horses mouth, and for the claims to be a little more supernaturally extraordinary, rather than just normal human level extraordinary (thank you for your service gentlemen, sincerely
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I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue