I like to say, "If God exists, may he strike me dead now!" and then I go onto say, "In fact, I dare his sorry powerless ass to try anything close to it."
Then I usually get, in response, "It is written: Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God!"
Then I close with, "Yeah, well he's not the boss of me!"
Then I usually get, in response, "It is written: Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God!"
Then I close with, "Yeah, well he's not the boss of me!"