RE: New bionic hand "most realistic ever"
June 18, 2015 at 3:53 pm
(This post was last modified: June 18, 2015 at 6:15 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I don't talk about this much...but.....my daughter is currently using a palm-hidden/shaped grasping hook actuated by lateral motion in her shoulder......and I got her into kids softball...Pitcher, baby.......just like daddy.......eat it!
I've had parents -complain- about the ferocity and viciousness with which she hurls the mass in their kids general direction (and sure, she's hit a few kids on purpose..they had a good swing...what can I say?). Give her something like this, and I expect to be beating back the offers from UK with sticks. Everytime some douchebag wants to pull me aside and tell me that he doesn't think my daughter is legitimately competing...I want to borrow her hook and stab him with it. Are my fellow parents really so dull as to think that their bitching and moaning about their untalented children is going to fall on friendly ears in -my case-?
/rant
(-because- of the grasping mechanism..her pitches are the sickest, most pronounced curves I have -ever- seen...even when she's trying to pitch a fastball down the plate - she can release towards the 1st base bleachers feet and still hit a right handed batter in her teeth, makes me a proud, proud daddy)
I've had parents -complain- about the ferocity and viciousness with which she hurls the mass in their kids general direction (and sure, she's hit a few kids on purpose..they had a good swing...what can I say?). Give her something like this, and I expect to be beating back the offers from UK with sticks. Everytime some douchebag wants to pull me aside and tell me that he doesn't think my daughter is legitimately competing...I want to borrow her hook and stab him with it. Are my fellow parents really so dull as to think that their bitching and moaning about their untalented children is going to fall on friendly ears in -my case-?
/rant
(-because- of the grasping mechanism..her pitches are the sickest, most pronounced curves I have -ever- seen...even when she's trying to pitch a fastball down the plate - she can release towards the 1st base bleachers feet and still hit a right handed batter in her teeth, makes me a proud, proud daddy)
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