That makes me think of a joke I heard some years ago, that went something like this:
My dog's philosophy of life is, if you can't eat it, drink it, or have sex with it, piss on it!
My dog's philosophy of life is, if you can't eat it, drink it, or have sex with it, piss on it!
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.