To live Biblically (or at least Levitically), I promise not to do ANY of the following:
-I will not burn honey. Just try and make me.
-I will not drink alcohol in holy places. Not one.
-I will not eat a camel, a raven, or a monitor lizard. I promise.
-I will not have sex with my mother.
-I will not - absolutely NOT - attend church for the 66 days after I give birth to a girl.
-I will not give my children as a sacrifice to Molek.
-I will not abuse a blind person. I mean, I might make faces at one, but that's hardly abuse.
-I will not sell an Israelite as a slave. An Englishman, sure...
Boru
-I will not burn honey. Just try and make me.
-I will not drink alcohol in holy places. Not one.
-I will not eat a camel, a raven, or a monitor lizard. I promise.
-I will not have sex with my mother.
-I will not - absolutely NOT - attend church for the 66 days after I give birth to a girl.
-I will not give my children as a sacrifice to Molek.
-I will not abuse a blind person. I mean, I might make faces at one, but that's hardly abuse.
-I will not sell an Israelite as a slave. An Englishman, sure...
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
