Living Biblically

[The Valkyrie]

You'll have to smite any Moabites (or was it Medianites?) that wander by.

You cannot remember Amelek.

You'll need to wither fig trees (check Wiki first so you can recognize them)

No mixing cheese with meat

Have your priest examine any discharge you may produce and look over any rash or blemish that occurs

you should probably avoid Hamites (black people) just to be sure

God has a weird phobia about iron carriages, so plan on walking every where unless you have a Cozy Coupe.

Yup, even in those days priests were pervs.

Wonder if that's why so many are these days?  Because it's biblically mandated . . .