Sorry kids, but the USA is well and truly fucked now.
NZ legalized same-sex marriage almost two years ago. Since then, we've had plagues, famine, fires, wars and volcanoes belching Marmite.
Ireland passed this rubbish just around a month since, and the nuclear radiation is still ravaging the countryside.
In fact, all countries where men are allowed to marry men and women are allowed to marry women have suffered drastically - Finland, Norway, Sweden and all the rest. Currency failures, women cohabitating with turtles, trees spontaneously melting into foul smelling puddles...Disaster after disaster...
Wait, what? You say NONE of this has happened? Countries with same-sex marriage, where they have the unmitigated gall to extend basic rights to gay people, have gone on pretty much as before, with the exception that the population is fractionally happier? *sputter sputter fume fume*
What the hell is the world coming to???
Boru
[NB for the humour impaired: The above is intended as sarcasm, albeit a little heavy handed. I support gays rights, always have done, and I couldn't be happier about the court's decision]
NZ legalized same-sex marriage almost two years ago. Since then, we've had plagues, famine, fires, wars and volcanoes belching Marmite.
Ireland passed this rubbish just around a month since, and the nuclear radiation is still ravaging the countryside.
In fact, all countries where men are allowed to marry men and women are allowed to marry women have suffered drastically - Finland, Norway, Sweden and all the rest. Currency failures, women cohabitating with turtles, trees spontaneously melting into foul smelling puddles...Disaster after disaster...
Wait, what? You say NONE of this has happened? Countries with same-sex marriage, where they have the unmitigated gall to extend basic rights to gay people, have gone on pretty much as before, with the exception that the population is fractionally happier? *sputter sputter fume fume*
What the hell is the world coming to???
Boru
[NB for the humour impaired: The above is intended as sarcasm, albeit a little heavy handed. I support gays rights, always have done, and I couldn't be happier about the court's decision]
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