A lot of talk seems to centre around the idea that Christians don't want to call the legal union of two gay people 'marriage', and that they don't like the idea of 'redefining' that word. Fair enough, and in the interest of making them happy, I offer the following alternate definition:
marriage (n): The union of one man and one woman who are both so mind-bendingly insecure that they deeply and sincerely believe that any other sort of union of the same name is somehow a threat to theirs.
Boru
marriage (n): The union of one man and one woman who are both so mind-bendingly insecure that they deeply and sincerely believe that any other sort of union of the same name is somehow a threat to theirs.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
