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Ah, TheOnion
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RE: Ah, TheOnion
I'm pretty sure there was more than one virgin birth story before christianity came along. Not to mention that Zeus was basically a bestiality sex god in some respects.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Ah, TheOnion - by Minimalist - June 30, 2015 at 12:40 pm
RE: Ah, TheOnion - by NoraBrimstone - June 30, 2015 at 12:46 pm
RE: Ah, TheOnion - by Chad32 - June 30, 2015 at 1:00 pm
RE: Ah, TheOnion - by abaris - July 1, 2015 at 7:50 am
RE: Ah, TheOnion - by Aoi Magi - June 30, 2015 at 1:07 pm
RE: Ah, TheOnion - by Longhorn - June 30, 2015 at 1:28 pm
RE: Ah, TheOnion - by alfredomegar - June 30, 2015 at 3:52 pm
RE: Ah, TheOnion - by Minimalist - July 1, 2015 at 1:27 am
RE: Ah, TheOnion - by vorlon13 - July 1, 2015 at 1:47 am
RE: Ah, TheOnion - by Fake Messiah - July 1, 2015 at 7:41 am

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