The Asswipes Can't Wait

[Rhondazvous]

for their fucking god to smite someone.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/franklin...e-rainbow/

Franklin Graham warns wrathful God could smite Obama with lightning over gay pride rainbow

So how come its the red states with their homophobic legislatures that seem to get shit on the most?


http://www.dailyjournal.net/view/story/d...r-Oklahoma

NORMAN, Oklahoma — A flash flood watch has been issued for much of Oklahoma as another round of heavy rainfall approaches.
The National Weather Service in Norman says heavy rainfall and possible flash flooding are possible through Wednesday evening.
Forecasters say a slow moving front will move into northern and central Oklahoma Monday evening. The front combined with warm, moist air will enhance shower and thunderstorm development as well as the possibility of flash flooding.

Perhaps god is on the other side?


Or more likely, weather has nothing to do with your imaginary god, you dickhead.

Yeah, I remember hurricane Sandy taught Tagg Romney that his arms too short to box with Obama. And before that hurricane Gustave broke up the Republican National Convention after James Dobson (leader of the Focus on the Family ministry) urged Christians to pray for a deluge of rain on the DNC.

There may not be a god up there, but there is definitely poetic justice in this world.