Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel

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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel

July 16, 2015 at 5:24 pm

(July 16, 2015 at 5:15 pm)Beccs Wrote: Some people will try to accuse almost anything as being Satanic.

Just look at FSTDT where among today's quotes is yet another idiot rambling about the Monster drinks logo.

It must be amazing for these people to think that every single day is a battle between the forces of good and evil, and that they are a pivotal cog in the war effort for souls. Even though they're just a 100 lbs. overweight clerk living in Bumfuck, Alabama with two ex-wives/ex-husbands, at least one kid who dropped out of school because they got knocked up, and diabetes. Or something similarly completely fucking ordinary.

"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Metis - July 16, 2015 at 3:07 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Nope - July 16, 2015 at 3:53 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Dystopia - July 16, 2015 at 4:00 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by brewer - July 16, 2015 at 4:04 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Longhorn - July 16, 2015 at 4:08 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Spooky - July 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Longhorn - July 16, 2015 at 4:29 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by KevinM1 - July 16, 2015 at 5:11 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by The Valkyrie - July 16, 2015 at 5:15 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by KevinM1 - July 16, 2015 at 5:24 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Spooky - July 16, 2015 at 5:28 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by The Valkyrie - July 16, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by KevinM1 - July 16, 2015 at 5:45 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Jackalope - July 16, 2015 at 5:23 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by dyresand - July 17, 2015 at 12:16 pm

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