You know why cats do that? They're teaching you how to hunt. They see you don't stalk an animal so they assume you don't know how. The proper response that they're expecting when they bring you a dead mouse, bird, elk or whatever is for you to eat it.
Bon appétit.
Bon appétit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'