Earl Grey and Lady Grey are delicious. My personal favourites are Assam and Darjeeling, though not at the same time. I never found the taste for Lapsang Souchong though. Imagine an ashtray after a particularly lively chainsmokers' reunion. Now add boiling water and serve.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'