At the atheist forums he spent most of his days,
Focusing hard on his software arrays,
Technically gifted, managing the S Q L
Until like the thunder came the arrival of Shell,
It didn't take long for his heart to start pounding,
(At a remarkable speed he found quite confounding)
His vernacular skills were rendered useless,
Adoration and Love he felt a need to profess,
The feeling was mutual (or so we assume),
Even while discussing the morality of Hume,
He noted her ability as a solid debater,
And quickly made her a site moderator,
Time goes by, and distance makes sick,
His heart was entranced by this American chick,
He had no choice, and and was forced to declare,
There was something vital to this internet affair,
He bolstered his courage and appeared cavalier,
(no doubt aided, by a few swigs of beer)
He bent the virtual knee, with a will to possess,
Throat dry until the moment, she willingly said Yes!
The declaration was made on April Fools,
While theists went crazy breaking the rules,
You may suspect its a joke, but its really quite apt,
Love makes fools of us all, and in it, entrapped,
Congratulations Tiberius and Shell, may you live life, prosper, and love
Focusing hard on his software arrays,
Technically gifted, managing the S Q L
Until like the thunder came the arrival of Shell,
It didn't take long for his heart to start pounding,
(At a remarkable speed he found quite confounding)
His vernacular skills were rendered useless,
Adoration and Love he felt a need to profess,
The feeling was mutual (or so we assume),
Even while discussing the morality of Hume,
He noted her ability as a solid debater,
And quickly made her a site moderator,
Time goes by, and distance makes sick,
His heart was entranced by this American chick,
He had no choice, and and was forced to declare,
There was something vital to this internet affair,
He bolstered his courage and appeared cavalier,
(no doubt aided, by a few swigs of beer)
He bent the virtual knee, with a will to possess,
Throat dry until the moment, she willingly said Yes!
The declaration was made on April Fools,
While theists went crazy breaking the rules,
You may suspect its a joke, but its really quite apt,
Love makes fools of us all, and in it, entrapped,
Congratulations Tiberius and Shell, may you live life, prosper, and love
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm
