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I am God
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RE: I am God
(March 23, 2013 at 7:13 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote: "1 Say: He is Allah, the one and only;

2 Allah, the eternal, absolute;

3 He sires no offspring,nor is he anyone's offspring;

4 And there is none like him." [Surah 112:1-4]

Fulfill that Bro and i'll worship you.

I'm sorry to inform you that the God you seek is not real. I said I was God, I didn't say you were right about the one you thought was real. But, I forgive you. Afterall, if you weren't able to come to that conclusion on your own, it's my fault for not designing you in such a way. Honestly, humans were more or less an experiment. I don't know who started the whole idea that my plan was completely thought out or even a plan at all. I was just bored. One more thing bro, I'm the all mighty God, you don't need to worship me. I'm just the reason you exist. It would be pretty petty of me to just create things so they could worship me. I'm sorry to disappoint you. Good news though, the part about me be loving and forgiving is true! Life everlasting?...You got it! Next question.
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I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:05 pm
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:13 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:26 pm
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:36 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 24, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:51 pm
RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 23, 2013 at 9:24 pm
RE: I am God - by Nine - March 23, 2013 at 9:30 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 24, 2013 at 7:56 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 23, 2013 at 9:52 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 10:22 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 23, 2013 at 10:05 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 24, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 3:44 pm
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 23, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 23, 2013 at 10:55 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 11:02 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:09 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2013 at 1:12 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:31 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:44 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2013 at 1:50 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:31 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:40 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 2:31 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 2:37 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 3:20 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:15 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:38 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2013 at 1:40 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:51 am
RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 24, 2013 at 7:40 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 24, 2013 at 3:51 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 23, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 23, 2013 at 11:46 pm
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 23, 2013 at 11:58 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 12:04 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 24, 2013 at 12:17 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 12:17 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 12:24 am
RE: I am God - by Nerd - March 24, 2013 at 1:35 am
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 9:31 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 1:56 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: I am God - by Cato - March 24, 2013 at 2:19 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 24, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 24, 2013 at 11:27 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 3:58 pm
RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 24, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 24, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: I am God - by Fruity - March 24, 2013 at 4:25 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 25, 2013 at 1:05 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 4:27 pm
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 24, 2013 at 7:26 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 10:49 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 25, 2013 at 3:25 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 25, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: I am God - by Fruity - March 24, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 25, 2013 at 3:17 am
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 26, 2013 at 2:11 am
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 26, 2013 at 7:31 am
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 26, 2013 at 9:12 pm
RE: I am God - by Baalzebutt - March 27, 2013 at 12:58 pm
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 28, 2013 at 1:34 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 1:39 am
RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:45 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 3:17 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 25, 2013 at 3:26 pm
RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 25, 2013 at 3:29 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 25, 2013 at 3:30 pm
RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 27, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 26, 2013 at 9:52 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 26, 2013 at 9:56 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 26, 2013 at 11:07 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:13 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 1:50 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 1:53 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 1:56 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 2:02 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:16 am
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:18 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:23 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 2:29 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:35 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:20 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:26 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:32 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:34 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:43 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 11:51 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 7:20 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 7:30 pm
RE: I am God - by Nine - March 28, 2013 at 11:34 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 2:12 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 2:17 am
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 3:05 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 3:08 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 3:18 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: I am God - by downbeatplumb - March 28, 2013 at 11:07 am
RE: I am God - by Baalzebutt - March 28, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:00 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 12:03 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:05 pm
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 12:11 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:36 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:25 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:28 pm
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 7:34 pm
RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 28, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:34 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:41 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:35 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:44 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:52 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:55 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:59 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 8:00 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 30, 2013 at 3:03 pm
I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:06 pm
RE: I am God - by Rayaan - March 23, 2013 at 7:08 pm
RE: I am God - by Something completely different - March 23, 2013 at 7:14 pm

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