I came across a stash of great insults and, rather than wait to use them on specific people, I thought it would be a good idea to start a thread where you can post your best insults to no one in particular.
Here are a few to get started:
I would call you stupid but that would be an insult to stupid people.
I would slap you but I don't want to get dick on my hand.
I hope your asshole grows tastebuds.
Your mother fucks for bricks so she can build your sister a whorehouse.
Bring 'em on!
Here are a few to get started:
I would call you stupid but that would be an insult to stupid people.
I would slap you but I don't want to get dick on my hand.
I hope your asshole grows tastebuds.
Your mother fucks for bricks so she can build your sister a whorehouse.
Bring 'em on!
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Einstein