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Naughty joke
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Naughty joke
An 80 year old man walks into a pharmacy and asks the Pharmacist for a prescription of Viagra.

He tells the woman, "I would like you to cut the pills in quarters please."

The woman looks at him and says, " I'm not sure if this will help you sir."

He replies, "Oh, I know I'm too old for sex. I'm just tired of peeing on my shoes all the time."
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Naughty joke - by gubeym - May 27, 2015 at 12:47 am
RE: Naughty joke - by SteelCurtain - May 27, 2015 at 1:09 am
RE: Naughty joke - by VeggieDog - May 27, 2015 at 3:50 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Alex K - May 27, 2015 at 5:04 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Anomalocaris - May 27, 2015 at 9:04 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Iroscato - May 27, 2015 at 5:21 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Alex K - May 27, 2015 at 5:23 am
RE: Naughty joke - by LastPoet - May 27, 2015 at 6:35 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Alex K - May 27, 2015 at 8:10 am
RE: Naughty joke - by TheRealJoeFish - May 27, 2015 at 9:16 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Alex K - May 27, 2015 at 9:13 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Longhorn - May 27, 2015 at 9:29 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Alex K - May 27, 2015 at 9:54 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Pyrrho - May 27, 2015 at 11:11 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Longhorn - May 27, 2015 at 11:14 am
RE: Naughty joke - by Pyrrho - May 27, 2015 at 12:31 pm

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