Joke of the Day..

[Darwinian]

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake the barber says to her,

'Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your muffin.'
She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'

[Eilonnwy]

[Overmars]

[Samson]

Overmars, I love that one....freaking hilarious....

[Overmars]

My girlfriend said I should let my feminine side show a bit more often. So I reversed the car into a bus stop, shouted at her for no reason, spent two hours in the bathroom - coming out looking exactly the same as I did when I went in - and checked her entire text inbox.

She wasn't amused.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.


Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples."

Enjoy.

[leo-rcc]

Creationism.

[Edwardo Piet]

LOL Leo, is that your joke of the day?

EvF

[Goretti]

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake the barber says to her,

'Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your muffin.'
She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'

it's not funny!!!!

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Overmars, I love that one....freaking hilarious....

it's nonsensical

[Overmars]

Overmars, I love that one....freaking hilarious....

it's nonsensical

Why?

[Darwinian]

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake the barber says to her,

'Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your muffin.'
She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'

it's not funny!!!!

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Only if you are some sort of fundamentalist, God fearing theist who thinks that any reference to 'naughty parts' is a sin and angers your creator.

If you can get your mind out of the gutter and try to understand the innocence of a child's way of thinking then in a very charming way it is indeed funny.