Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel

Longhorn

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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel

July 16, 2015 at 4:08 pm

I can't watch videos :c

Yes, the turtles are servants of satan, you can tell by the pentagrams on their shells. Just like Harry Potter, bc warlocks are enemies of gahd and also pokemens, cuz they be demons and stories od witchcraft. Gahd's agin it, the bahble's agin it, I'm agin it and you should be too if you love gahd! Amenpraisethelawdkthxbai

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Metis - July 16, 2015 at 3:07 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Nope - July 16, 2015 at 3:53 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Dystopia - July 16, 2015 at 4:00 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by brewer - July 16, 2015 at 4:04 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Longhorn - July 16, 2015 at 4:08 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Spooky - July 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Longhorn - July 16, 2015 at 4:29 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by KevinM1 - July 16, 2015 at 5:11 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by The Valkyrie - July 16, 2015 at 5:15 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by KevinM1 - July 16, 2015 at 5:24 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Spooky - July 16, 2015 at 5:28 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by The Valkyrie - July 16, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by KevinM1 - July 16, 2015 at 5:45 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by Jackalope - July 16, 2015 at 5:23 pm

RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel - by dyresand - July 17, 2015 at 12:16 pm

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