To get buff with prayer and no exercise, one would have to pray pretty hard. I mean, amazingly, astoundingly, astonishingly hard. Seems silly to get through all that prayer and still have love handles, though.
Yes, faith can move mountains, as long as said faith is accompanied by earth-moving equipment, sufficient blasting materials, and both vertical and horizontal rock crushers.
I believe the verse says 'Ask and ye shall receive', but it doesn't say what ye shall receive. My guess would be a big old box of disappointment.
Yes, it applies to Islam as well as to Christianity - the results of intense praying are exactly equal in both faiths.
Allah is, in fact, a girl. Specifically, Allah is a psychotic lesbian trying to strap-fuck the Middle East to tears.
Boru
Yes, faith can move mountains, as long as said faith is accompanied by earth-moving equipment, sufficient blasting materials, and both vertical and horizontal rock crushers.
I believe the verse says 'Ask and ye shall receive', but it doesn't say what ye shall receive. My guess would be a big old box of disappointment.
Yes, it applies to Islam as well as to Christianity - the results of intense praying are exactly equal in both faiths.
Allah is, in fact, a girl. Specifically, Allah is a psychotic lesbian trying to strap-fuck the Middle East to tears.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
