Shalom

[GUBU]

Hello,

My name is Klerk and I am huwhyte.
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I sexually identify as a typical atheist. I find religious microagressions to be distrubing for society, (unless they're muslim because y'know... Jizzlamaphobia. I won't be able to virtue signal to my popular feminist bitches in highschool). I also like to publically say I'm a La Veyan Satanist to appear edgy piss off my religious parents because I am a butthurt faggot.

I became atheist because I like to suck-dick and munch cum and my sensible parents wouldn't let me. That's why most of us are atheist anyway, but I like to yell "science" and "logic" at them to make myself feel better before sexually transforming into a typical buttfucking atheist. Also its 2016, times change, so... yeah. Worship my great AIDS infected sperm.
As in...

I believe buttfucking is a right and a virtue. And all people should respect us gays and worship us as the greatest contributors to civilization, and if they don't. I'll sue their asses off (unless they're muslim, cuz tolerance, we shouldn't be Islamaphobes and agitate the poor guys). 

I hope to enjoy my stay here with fellow like minded atheists.

Hello idiot troll, please attempt to be civil here during your short stay.