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Pastafarian Monastery
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Pastafarian Monastery
I was thinking what would Pastafarian Monastery look like? Their monks could idle away time by laying in their their pajama whole day long and pretend they believe in some fantasy lies that science has debunked - pretty much like Catholic, Buddhist and other monks do. They could watch TV and play some gaming console for few hours a day and go for a stroll, but no sex! Because to to have sex means that they're actually doing something that even remotely resembles having some responsibly in life. So if it is found out they were smooching they get expelled for 2 years.

Like all religions they could collect money by donations, because since they're living a lazy life they don't need that much resources plus they don't pay tax anyway. They could also earn money by posting how they live on internet and collect add revenues.

What do you think?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Pastafarian Monastery - by Fake Messiah - May 27, 2016 at 2:41 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by Minimalist - May 27, 2016 at 2:48 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 27, 2016 at 4:11 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by vorlon13 - May 27, 2016 at 7:00 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by Minimalist - May 27, 2016 at 11:56 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by ignoramus - May 28, 2016 at 8:38 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by vorlon13 - May 28, 2016 at 10:12 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by J a c k - May 28, 2016 at 10:18 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by brewer - May 28, 2016 at 8:08 pm
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by vorlon13 - May 28, 2016 at 10:20 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by Heatheness - May 28, 2016 at 10:39 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by vorlon13 - May 28, 2016 at 10:42 am
RE: Pastafarian Monastery - by vorlon13 - May 28, 2016 at 8:33 pm

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