To quote Sandman: "You are utterly the stupidest, most self-centered, appallingest excuse for an anthropomorphic personification in this or any other plane!" Except you're a human. You need goddamn therapy. I can ignore your woe-is-me attitude, but I've BEEN you, and I've DATED people like you, so I know you for what you are and holy fuck you are not as smart or savvy as you think.
Get a goddamn counselor and quit acting like we owe you something.
Get a goddamn counselor and quit acting like we owe you something.